I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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