how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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