Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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