It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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