Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
youre lurking in front of me
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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