this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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