I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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