Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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