I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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