Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
