i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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