i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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