I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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