It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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