it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I need water and some morals
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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