Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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