Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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