I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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