Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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