It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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