That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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