just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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