: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He had one of those small greek statue penises
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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