Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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