Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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