That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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