How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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