is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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