He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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