Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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