Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.