Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i now understand why vodka
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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