My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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