A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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