put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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