She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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