my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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