i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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