You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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