I CAN MOONWALK!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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