I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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