the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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