Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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