i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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