Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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