everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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