I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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