if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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