You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
