you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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