My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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