im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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